Lost time is never found again. ~Benjamin Franklin
You shouldn't say it is not good. You should say, you do not like it; and then, you know, you're perfectly safe. ~James Whistler
Personally, I would not give a fig for any man's religion whose horse, cat and dog do not feel its benefits. Life in any form is our perpetual responsibility. ~S. Parkes Cadman
In a man's middle years there is scarcely a part of the body he would hesitate to turn over to the proper authorities. ~E.B. White
Large, naked raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who lie in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter. ~Fran Lebowitz
Promise is most given when the least is said. ~George Chapman
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. ~Anthony J. D'Angelo
It is not only possible to be the person you pretend to be, but there is less effort involved. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it. ~Mae West
We don't have a great war in our generation, or a great depression, but we do, we have a great war of the spirit. We have a great revolution against the culture. The great depression is our lives. We have a spiritual depression. ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Chapter 19
Anybody can be good in the country. ~Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
Hair brings one's self-image into focus; it is vanity's proving ground. Hair is terribly personal, a tangle of mysterious prejudices. ~Shana Alexander
Bush and Gore make me want to Ralph! ~Author Unknown
It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.... The quotations when engraved upon the memory give you good thoughts. They also make you anxious to read the authors and look for more. ~Winston Churchill, Roving Commission: My Early Life, 1930
I can't help looking gay. I put on a dress and people say, "Who's the dyke in the dress?" ~Karen Ripley
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in. ~Will Rogers
I believe that social media's greatest gift is in providing every person the forum to be themselves, speak their heart & soul. ~Jeb Dickerson, April 25, 2009 on Twitter (@JebDickerson), www.howtomatter.com
It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens. ~Cynthia E. Varnado
If by gaining knowledge we destroy our health, we labour for a thing that will be useless in our hands. ~John Locke
It often happens that a man is more humanely related to a cat or dog than to any human being. ~Henry David Thoreau
Nothing is more dangerous than an idea when it is the only one you have. ~Emile Chartier
If the sole reason why you must not kill your neighbour is because God has forbidden it and will severely punish you for it in this or the next life - then, when you learn that there is no God and that you need not fear His punishment, you will certainly kill your neighbour without hesitation, and you can only be prevented from doing so by mundane force. Thus either these dangerous masses must be held down most severely and kept most carefully away from any chance of intellectual awakening, or else the relationship between civilization and religion must undergo a fundamental revision. ~Sigmund Freud, The Future of an Illusion
Our prejudices are like physical infirmities - we cannot do what they prevent us from doing. ~John Lancaster Spalding
Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to weave. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960