People don't come to church for preachments, of course, but to daydream about God. ~Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
What a happy and holy fashion it is that those who love one another should rest on the same pillow. ~Nathaniel Hawthorne
You can never go home again, but the truth is you can never leave home, so it's all right. ~Maya Angelou
Sometimes we're all hypocrites. ~Frank Renzulli, Robin Green, Mitchell Burgess, and David Chase, The Sopranos, "Bust Out," original airdate 19 March 2000, spoken by the character Meadow Soprano
This diamond has so many carats it's almost a turnip. ~Richard Burton
We run away all the time to avoid coming face to face with ourselves. ~Author Unknown
It's difficult to decide whether growing pains are something teenagers have - or are. ~Author Unknown
Marriage must constantly fight against a monster which devours everything: routine. ~Honore de Balzac
Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classified as cannibals. ~Finley Peter Dunne
The bicycle is just as good company as most husbands and, when it gets old and shabby, a woman can dispose of it and get a new one without shocking the entire community. ~Ann Strong
To get to a woman's heart, a man must first use his own. ~Mike Dobbertin, quoted in A 5th Portion of Chicken Soup for the Soul
Memories are stitched with love. ~Author Unknown
What is told in the ear of a man is often heard 100 miles away. ~Chinese Proverb
It is a good idea to be alone in a garden at dawn or dark so that all its shy presence may haunt you and possess you in a reverie of suspended thought. ~James Douglas
Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. ~Eric Hoffer
Neurotics think of the past with resentment, and the future with dread; the present just doesn't exist. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
DNA was the first three-dimensional Xerox machine. ~Kenneth Boulding, "Energy and the Environment," Beasts, Ballads, and Bouldingisms, 1976
Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in. ~Henry David Thoreau
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. ~Jeff Pesis
To live is not breathing it is action. ~Jean-Jacques Rousseau
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Grief is a species of idleness. ~Samuel Johnson
There is no failure. Only feedback. ~Robert Allen
Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place. ~Josh Billings