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  • Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. ~Warfield Theobald Longcope



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  • Women have very little idea of how much men hate them. ~Germaine Greer



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  • Everybody's 12 years old in an apple orchard. ~Rachael Ray, Rachael Ray Show, while making autumn stew, original airdate 11 October 2007



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  • If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war. ~Pentagon official explaining why the U.S. military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War



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  • Honesty is the first chapter of the book of wisdom. ~Thomas Jefferson



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  • I have always claimed Americans didn't want a drink as bad as they wanted the right to take a drink if they did happen to want one. ~Will Rogers



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  • That destructive siren, sloth, is ever to be avoided. ~Horace



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  • One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably wouldn't have been much worse than mere imbeciles without it. ~Georges Courteline, La Philosophie de Georges Courteline



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  • The question is not, "Can they reason?" nor, "Can they talk?" but rather, "Can they suffer?" ~Jeremy Bentham



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  • You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. ~Ogden Nash



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  • "Carpe Diem" does not mean "fish of the day." ~Author Unknown



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  • A lot of top guys have dark moods. That Winston Churchill drank a quart of brandy before breakfast. Napoleon, he was a moody fuck, too. ~Robin Green and Mitchell Burgess, The Sopranos, "Isabella," original airdate 28 March 1999, spoken by the character Silvio Dante



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  • Look at the rainbow, and praise him who made it; it is exceedingly beautiful in its brightness. It encircles the sky with its glorious arc; the hands of the Most High have stretched it out. ~Bible, Ecclesiasticus (Apocrypha) 43:11-12



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  • I find my joy of living in the fierce and ruthless battles of life, and my pleasure comes from learning something. ~Auguste Strindberg, Miss Julie, 1888



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  • In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. ~John Muir



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  • Only that day dawns to which we are awake. ~Henry David Thoreau



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  • Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis - a good hot cup of coffee. ~Alexander King



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  • Breast milk is better than any udder milk! ~Author Unknown



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  • Some people would have us love, or rather obey God, chiefly because he outbids the devil. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827



    Many eyes go through the meadow, but few see the flowers in it. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson, Journals, 1834



    In Physic, things of melancholic hue and quality are used against melancholy, sour against sour, salt to remove salt humours. ~John Milton



    Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does. ~William James



    Thanksgiving is the holiday of peace, the celebration of work and the simple life... a true folk-festival that speaks the poetry of the turn of the seasons, the beauty of seedtime and harvest, the ripe product of the year - and the deep, deep connection of all these things with God. ~Ray Stannard Baker (David Grayson)



    Don't refuse to go on an occasional wild goose chase - that's what wild geese are for. ~Author Unknown